1 00:00:00,522 --> 00:00:03,312 -Why don't you touch me anymore? -Because you're always sweating. 2 00:00:03,307 --> 00:00:06,617 ♪ Wearing Spanx because it's Thanksgiving ♪ 3 00:00:06,615 --> 00:00:08,045 [ Both grunting ] 4 00:00:08,051 --> 00:00:09,531 [ Both laugh ] 5 00:00:09,531 --> 00:00:10,531 Bring lasagna. 6 00:00:10,532 --> 00:00:11,322 What should we bring? 7 00:00:11,315 --> 00:00:12,705 [ Exhales slowly ] 8 00:00:12,708 --> 00:00:14,408 Don: Every year, the remote mysteriously 9 00:00:14,405 --> 00:00:16,445 disappears so we all have to talk to each other. 10 00:00:16,451 --> 00:00:17,671 God forbid. 11 00:00:17,669 --> 00:00:18,979 I just wanted to let you know 12 00:00:18,975 --> 00:00:20,185 I'll be a little later than expected. 13 00:00:20,194 --> 00:00:22,244 [ British accent ] Excalibur is back home. 14 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:25,459 Jude and I met each other 200 years ago 15 00:00:25,460 --> 00:00:26,770 when I gave birth to him. 16 00:00:26,765 --> 00:00:28,285 -Family beer run! -Oh. 17 00:00:28,289 --> 00:00:30,639 Olive: We're getting our freakin' beer. Run! 18 00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:35,425 Stumpley: And these libtards are gonna be calling 19 00:00:35,426 --> 00:00:37,386 a wah-mbulance when their dear leader 20 00:00:37,385 --> 00:00:40,125 Barry Hussein "Secret-Homosexual" 21 00:00:40,127 --> 00:00:43,567 Soetoro Obama leaves office in a few months... 22 00:00:43,565 --> 00:00:46,655 Rush Limbaugh seems awfully angry. 23 00:00:46,655 --> 00:00:48,785 This isn't Limbaugh. 24 00:00:48,787 --> 00:00:51,137 Rush went soft on us years ago. 25 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:53,308 This is Pat Stumpley, 26 00:00:53,314 --> 00:00:56,274 the most trusted voice of Real America. 27 00:00:56,273 --> 00:01:00,233 Well, I do like that Michelle Obama and her arms. 28 00:01:00,234 --> 00:01:02,374 Ladies on "The View" call them "fierce." 29 00:01:02,366 --> 00:01:04,536 And what about Trump? The man... 30 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:06,372 Don't start up with me, Vera. 31 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:08,330 Fierce! Oh... 32 00:01:08,329 --> 00:01:11,849 Once that interloper is out of the White House, 33 00:01:11,854 --> 00:01:16,344 our schools can finally start serving up decent food again. 34 00:01:16,337 --> 00:01:20,247 Oh, "healthier generation" my ass! 35 00:01:20,254 --> 00:01:22,264 Pizza squares and chocolate milk... 36 00:01:22,256 --> 00:01:24,126 -Chocolate milk. -...are all the nutrition 37 00:01:24,127 --> 00:01:26,037 growing kids need. 38 00:01:26,042 --> 00:01:28,832 Just look at how our grandchildren turned out. 39 00:01:28,827 --> 00:01:30,047 Say what you want about Trump -- 40 00:01:30,046 --> 00:01:31,736 The man is not a politician. 41 00:01:31,743 --> 00:01:33,533 Are those them? 42 00:01:33,528 --> 00:01:34,828 -Aah! -Yes! 43 00:01:34,833 --> 00:01:37,053 [ Laughter, cheering ] 44 00:01:37,053 --> 00:01:39,663 ♪♪ 45 00:01:47,629 --> 00:01:48,629 [ Laughter ] 46 00:01:48,630 --> 00:01:50,070 -Yes! -[ Screaming ] 47 00:01:50,066 --> 00:01:53,286 -Whoo! Ahh! -Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 48 00:01:53,287 --> 00:01:54,547 [ Chuckles ] 49 00:01:54,549 --> 00:01:55,639 Whoo! 50 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:59,417 God bless America! [ Chuckles ] 51 00:01:59,423 --> 00:02:00,293 [ Ding! ] 52 00:02:00,294 --> 00:02:03,344 ♪♪ 53 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:05,430 So, come on down to Bungoes! 54 00:02:05,429 --> 00:02:09,559 You know it's where the fun goes! 55 00:02:09,564 --> 00:02:12,094 Oh, Don, can you please mute it? 56 00:02:12,088 --> 00:02:13,438 [ Chuckling ] No! Of course not. 57 00:02:13,437 --> 00:02:15,527 Your husband seems really successful. 58 00:02:15,526 --> 00:02:17,436 I actually bankroll all of his businesses, 59 00:02:17,441 --> 00:02:19,661 and his "political campaign." 60 00:02:19,661 --> 00:02:20,971 Oh, but don't tell him. 61 00:02:20,966 --> 00:02:21,876 He'd shit a brick if anyone knew. 62 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,970 So, your ring is...? 63 00:02:23,969 --> 00:02:26,229 Yes. Thank you, me. 64 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:28,543 -Okay, uh... -Fun times with me! 65 00:02:28,539 --> 00:02:30,799 I got to go make room for, uh, Thanksgiving dinner, 66 00:02:30,802 --> 00:02:31,892 if you know what I mean. 67 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:32,850 Oh, Don, please. 68 00:02:32,848 --> 00:02:33,808 [ Chuckles ] Get it? 69 00:02:33,805 --> 00:02:34,975 -Seriously. -Oh, God. 70 00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:36,550 I am prairie dogging right now. 71 00:02:36,547 --> 00:02:37,807 -Oh... -Yeah. 72 00:02:37,809 --> 00:02:39,029 You ever heard that phrase, Sue? 73 00:02:39,028 --> 00:02:39,858 -Ugh. -No, Mr. Morgan, 74 00:02:39,855 --> 00:02:41,115 but I understand. 75 00:02:41,117 --> 00:02:42,637 Listen -- If the game comes back on, 76 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:43,690 just pause it, okay? 77 00:02:43,685 --> 00:02:45,205 And don't do anything else. 78 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:48,168 Just pause it and stay where you are -- Stay still. 79 00:02:51,823 --> 00:02:55,003 [ Door closes ] 80 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,920 Hey, Kathy. How's dinner... 81 00:02:56,915 --> 00:02:58,955 -Shh! Shh! -...coming? 82 00:03:00,615 --> 00:03:02,045 What are you doing? 83 00:03:02,051 --> 00:03:05,011 Lookit -- I have my family under one roof, 84 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:06,230 one day a year, goddamn it, 85 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:08,059 and I'm not gonna have you ruin it 86 00:03:08,057 --> 00:03:10,317 by sitting here watching the TV. 87 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:11,630 And if you tell Don about this, 88 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:15,146 I promise to destroy your relationship with my sons 89 00:03:15,151 --> 00:03:17,331 and your whole lives, okay? 90 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:19,717 I have that power! I know things! 91 00:03:19,721 --> 00:03:21,811 Ugh. Forgot my tablet. 92 00:03:21,810 --> 00:03:24,510 I'm gonna need it, 'cause this is gonna take a little while. 93 00:03:24,508 --> 00:03:27,028 [ Both chuckle ] 94 00:03:27,032 --> 00:03:28,732 Uh, why's the TV off, Kathy? 95 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:30,250 Huh! 96 00:03:30,253 --> 00:03:33,043 Kathy, why is the TV off? 97 00:03:33,038 --> 00:03:35,258 Well, I have no idea, sweet-potato pie. 98 00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:39,088 I'm sitting here talking to the gals about, uh, period farts. 99 00:03:39,088 --> 00:03:40,958 -Oh, God. -[ Groans ] 100 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:42,959 [ Sighs ] Hey, Stevie, 101 00:03:42,961 --> 00:03:44,531 why is the TV off? 102 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:47,048 And let me just remind you that lying is frowned upon 103 00:03:47,052 --> 00:03:49,532 in your whole new-agey culture thing. 104 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:52,193 It was the strangest thing, Don. 105 00:03:52,188 --> 00:03:55,408 The television mysteriously shut itself off. 106 00:03:55,409 --> 00:03:57,669 It was, like, a ghost happened. 107 00:03:57,672 --> 00:04:00,892 Do you have any loose ends with, like, a dead relative? 108 00:04:00,892 --> 00:04:02,942 -Oh, chilly! -Your aura is...thick. 109 00:04:02,938 --> 00:04:03,898 [ Don's stomach grumbles ] 110 00:04:03,895 --> 00:04:05,585 Oh, God... Oh, geez! 111 00:04:05,593 --> 00:04:07,203 Someone needs to go settle their score 112 00:04:07,203 --> 00:04:09,553 with that Hungry-Man dinner he had last night, huh? 113 00:04:09,553 --> 00:04:10,733 This is not over! 114 00:04:10,728 --> 00:04:13,778 Sure. So, when a woman... 115 00:04:13,775 --> 00:04:16,645 [ Whispers ] Good job. Good job. 116 00:04:16,647 --> 00:04:19,037 [ Insects chirping ] 117 00:04:20,782 --> 00:04:21,912 [ Sighs ] 118 00:04:21,913 --> 00:04:23,313 [ Horn honks ] 119 00:04:23,306 --> 00:04:25,086 [ Chuckling ] Oh, hell yes! 120 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:26,880 [ Laughs ] Pshoo! Pshoo! Pshoo! Pshoo! 121 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:28,215 [ Tires screech, engine revs ] -Pshoo! Pshoo! Pshoo! Pshoo! 122 00:04:28,224 --> 00:04:31,314 Pshoo. Pshoo...Pshoo... Pshoo... 123 00:04:31,314 --> 00:04:35,014 Pshoo... 124 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:37,673 I'm gonna I choose not to make that about race. 125 00:04:37,668 --> 00:04:41,238 [ Breathes deeply ] 126 00:04:43,587 --> 00:04:46,287 [ Sighs ] 127 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,156 [ Crow caws ] 128 00:04:48,157 --> 00:04:52,287 [ Groans ] 129 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,162 Stupid flowers! 130 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:56,823 [ Grunts ] 131 00:04:56,818 --> 00:04:58,248 [ Brakes squeak ] 132 00:04:58,254 --> 00:05:00,394 Man: Hey, buddy, you okay? You need a ride? 133 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:04,167 [ Panting ] Oh! Yeah. A ride would be g-great. 134 00:05:04,173 --> 00:05:06,043 Thank you. 135 00:05:06,044 --> 00:05:08,964 The patriarch is here! 136 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:10,700 ♪ Da da-da 137 00:05:10,701 --> 00:05:12,621 Wh-- Where's my son? 138 00:05:12,616 --> 00:05:14,436 Indisposed! 139 00:05:14,444 --> 00:05:15,844 Aah! Walter, happy Thanksgiving! 140 00:05:15,837 --> 00:05:16,707 [ Chuckles ] 141 00:05:16,707 --> 00:05:18,267 [ Laughs ] 142 00:05:18,274 --> 00:05:20,974 Your brood is out in the driveway 143 00:05:20,972 --> 00:05:23,282 doing some sort of, uh, celebration. 144 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:24,719 Yeah? 145 00:05:24,715 --> 00:05:26,325 You'd think they'd never seen a beer before. 146 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,626 Oh, they've seen a beer. [ Giggles ] 147 00:05:27,631 --> 00:05:28,501 Ladybug! 148 00:05:28,502 --> 00:05:30,202 Pop-pop! 149 00:05:30,199 --> 00:05:32,849 Oh, Ladybug! [ Laughs ] 150 00:05:32,854 --> 00:05:35,644 Y-You're with us this year? 151 00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:36,859 Mm-hmm! 152 00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:38,208 Oh, how's your mom anyway? 153 00:05:38,207 --> 00:05:39,727 I've always liked her 154 00:05:39,730 --> 00:05:42,730 despite our obvious ethnic differences. 155 00:05:42,733 --> 00:05:44,003 Walter, whatever you're thinking, stop, okay? 156 00:05:43,995 --> 00:05:45,735 What'd I do? 157 00:05:45,736 --> 00:05:49,606 I-I said that -- How can it be racist if it's positive? 158 00:05:49,610 --> 00:05:52,530 Just stop thinking, okay? Just stop thinking. Vera! 159 00:05:52,526 --> 00:05:53,086 [ Laughing ] Hi! 160 00:05:53,091 --> 00:05:54,441 We brought lasagna. 161 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:57,051 Oh, Vera, that's so considerate. 162 00:05:57,052 --> 00:05:58,012 Let me take care of it. 163 00:05:58,009 --> 00:05:59,449 So -- So, Harper, 164 00:05:59,446 --> 00:06:02,796 would you say that black lives matter 165 00:06:02,797 --> 00:06:05,967 or all lives matter? 166 00:06:05,974 --> 00:06:08,464 [ Grunts ] Yeah. 167 00:06:08,455 --> 00:06:10,235 Okay, the prodigal son's returned. 168 00:06:10,239 --> 00:06:11,979 [ Laughs ] 169 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:13,460 Where did you get beer at this hour on Thanksgiving? 170 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:14,370 Dibs on shower. 171 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,854 Pop-pop and Nanna are here. 172 00:06:15,853 --> 00:06:17,333 Yeah, I know. 173 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:18,943 How long did it take Pop-pop to do something racist? 174 00:06:18,943 --> 00:06:20,123 Four seconds. 175 00:06:20,118 --> 00:06:21,028 That's longer than normal. 176 00:06:21,032 --> 00:06:22,512 Oh, God. Really? 177 00:06:22,512 --> 00:06:24,302 Why don't you grab some aspirin? 178 00:06:24,296 --> 00:06:25,946 And don't wipe your feet on that carpet, either. 179 00:06:25,950 --> 00:06:27,520 I want -- 180 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:28,477 I'll get it from the sides here. 181 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:29,475 [ Sighs ] Geez. 182 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:30,906 Close the box! [ Beeping ] 183 00:06:30,912 --> 00:06:33,262 Yes! Yes! [ Chuckling ] I did it. 184 00:06:33,262 --> 00:06:36,052 [ 8-bit-style music plays ] 185 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:38,047 I beat my record. 186 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:39,139 Hello, ladies. 187 00:06:39,137 --> 00:06:40,357 -Hi, Walter. -Hey, Walt. 188 00:06:40,356 --> 00:06:41,876 -Happy Thanksgiving. -Who's this? 189 00:06:41,879 --> 00:06:42,709 -Uh -- -Oh, that's Sue, 190 00:06:42,706 --> 00:06:44,056 Michael's girlfriend. 191 00:06:44,055 --> 00:06:45,135 Oh, well, "Girlfriend" is a strong -- 192 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:47,063 Wow, another ethnic one, huh? 193 00:06:47,058 --> 00:06:48,448 -Mm-hmm. -Wow. 194 00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:50,151 -Yep. -Hey! Pop-pop, hey. 195 00:06:50,148 --> 00:06:52,278 How's it going? How's -- What's going on here? 196 00:06:52,281 --> 00:06:53,541 Oh, everything's fine. 197 00:06:53,543 --> 00:06:54,683 Your grandfather just making me feel 198 00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:56,845 a little uncomfortable about my heritage. 199 00:06:56,851 --> 00:06:58,161 Great. 200 00:06:58,156 --> 00:07:00,936 Well, it's nice to meet you, toots. 201 00:07:00,942 --> 00:07:02,122 "Toots." 202 00:07:02,117 --> 00:07:03,897 Why -- Why's the game not on? 203 00:07:03,901 --> 00:07:05,601 Oh -- Because of ghosts. 204 00:07:05,599 --> 00:07:08,339 So, uh, what about that election, huh? 205 00:07:08,340 --> 00:07:11,870 The Clinton crime family finally gets "Trumped"! 206 00:07:11,866 --> 00:07:14,426 -[ Groaning ] -No, no, no, no politics today! 207 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:15,614 Why not? 208 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:17,519 Because every time you bring up politics 209 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:19,834 there's screaming and crying and then Stevie's yelling 210 00:07:19,830 --> 00:07:20,960 the F-word in your face! 211 00:07:20,962 --> 00:07:22,532 Uh -- That only happened twice. 212 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:24,619 Well, it's not happening this year! 213 00:07:24,618 --> 00:07:27,098 Then what the hell are we gonna do 214 00:07:27,098 --> 00:07:29,138 if the TV's been poltergeisted? 215 00:07:29,144 --> 00:07:32,194 I have an idea, Mom. What about a game? 216 00:07:32,190 --> 00:07:33,410 What are you talking about, Olive -- 217 00:07:33,409 --> 00:07:35,539 something like, uh, charades? 218 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:36,762 [ Laughs ] Ta-da! 219 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:39,150 Wow. So spontaneous. 220 00:07:39,154 --> 00:07:41,074 I like charades. 221 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:45,937 So, are you guys brothers? 222 00:07:45,943 --> 00:07:47,683 [ Chuckling nasally ] 223 00:07:47,684 --> 00:07:49,954 You think I share DNA with this leprechaun? 224 00:07:49,947 --> 00:07:50,907 No, we're not, and we're not -- 225 00:07:50,905 --> 00:07:51,725 Brothers. 226 00:07:51,732 --> 00:07:53,432 If we were brothers, 227 00:07:53,429 --> 00:07:55,339 I would have walked away from this family a long time ago. 228 00:07:55,344 --> 00:07:58,224 Yeah. I mean, we're brothers, I guess, if my mother had, 229 00:07:58,216 --> 00:07:59,696 like, a horrible accident in between having us. 230 00:07:59,696 --> 00:08:00,916 [ Chuckles ] 231 00:08:00,915 --> 00:08:02,345 We're not brothers. We're comics. 232 00:08:02,351 --> 00:08:04,051 Oh. Okay. 233 00:08:04,048 --> 00:08:06,088 We have a gig in Chicago. We're driving from New York. 234 00:08:06,094 --> 00:08:07,844 Why didn't you fly? 235 00:08:07,835 --> 00:08:09,095 Yeah, no. We can't aff-- We can't afford that. 236 00:08:09,097 --> 00:08:10,227 -Come on. -Not -- 237 00:08:10,228 --> 00:08:11,578 -It's insane. -Mo-- Most -- 238 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:14,708 Most comedians, um, have no money. 239 00:08:14,711 --> 00:08:17,241 Chris drives, he has no problem with that. 240 00:08:17,235 --> 00:08:18,795 He excels at menial tasks. 241 00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:21,112 Menial tasks, and then also headlining the show. 242 00:08:21,109 --> 00:08:23,759 Yeah, no -- Chris does what you have to refer 243 00:08:23,764 --> 00:08:25,774 to "Headline" legally. 244 00:08:25,766 --> 00:08:27,546 Chris has been doing comedy for decades. 245 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:28,550 Which is why you've never heard of me. 246 00:08:28,551 --> 00:08:29,991 -Oh. -Yeah. 247 00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:31,897 Y-You're talking to each other like you hate each other. 248 00:08:31,902 --> 00:08:33,252 Is that -- 249 00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:34,781 -We love each other. -Oh. 250 00:08:34,775 --> 00:08:36,335 Yeah, it's absolute love -- can't get enough. 251 00:08:36,341 --> 00:08:38,431 It's just a coping mechanism for us to deal with the fact 252 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:39,820 that these are lives and careers. 253 00:08:39,823 --> 00:08:41,783 This is what we have to do. 254 00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:44,222 We have no real choice. What are you doing hitchhiking? 255 00:08:44,219 --> 00:08:45,659 Ah -- You know, wh-- What is that about? 256 00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:46,695 -What, did you murder somebody? -What? 257 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:48,140 -Well, too bad. -We had -- We had talk-- 258 00:08:48,136 --> 00:08:49,436 we had debated whether or not 259 00:08:49,441 --> 00:08:51,231 you were a murderer as we picked you up. 260 00:08:51,226 --> 00:08:52,576 We only picked you up because we thought you were a murderer. 261 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:54,185 -Any hitchhiker... -Yeah. Right. 262 00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:55,315 ...it's a 30% chance they're a murderer. 263 00:08:55,317 --> 00:08:56,577 Why did you pick me up 264 00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:58,229 if you thought I murdered somebody? 265 00:08:58,233 --> 00:08:59,453 I thought you'd have a great story. 266 00:08:59,451 --> 00:09:00,801 I didn't think you were a murderer. 267 00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:01,801 Please don't have a shitty story. 268 00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:03,412 -Uh -- -He said you were. 269 00:09:03,412 --> 00:09:04,812 We had to pick you up to settle the bet. 270 00:09:04,805 --> 00:09:06,805 -What's your back story? -You're hurting me. 271 00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:08,417 I want it to be kind of like a John Cougar Mellencamp song. 272 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:09,507 I'm going to meet my girlfriend's family. 273 00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:10,895 Cool. 274 00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:12,028 Can I ask you -- Is your girlfriend white? 275 00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:13,249 Come -- What? Come on, man. 276 00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:14,378 What? How did you know that? 277 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:16,379 'Cause he's the type! Come on! 278 00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:17,641 The type? 279 00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:19,604 -That's very harsh... -Yeah. 280 00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:20,912 ...and also just rooted in complete racism. 281 00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:23,948 Did she tell her family that you were black? 282 00:09:23,954 --> 00:09:26,264 Of course. 283 00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:28,701 Wait -- I don't know, come to think of it. 284 00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:31,268 [ Laughing ] This is gonna be some dinner. 285 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:32,786 This is very uncomfortable. 286 00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:34,049 I think it's gonna be bad. 287 00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:35,491 I think it's gonna be great. 288 00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:37,047 Um, my guess is that your -- your girlfriend's 289 00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:38,844 Midwestern family is really open-minded culturally. 290 00:09:38,839 --> 00:09:40,319 -Thank you. -No -- 291 00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:41,618 That was a sarcastic take on the Midwest. 292 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:42,844 I doubt that's the case. 293 00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:45,063 I think you'd better be prepared to really fight. 294 00:09:45,062 --> 00:09:46,672 Anytime where we have a drive, 295 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,023 it hits a weird, grim, existential point like this. 296 00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:49,632 -And then you apologize. -Well, no -- It's true. 297 00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:50,592 I mean, Chris doesn't like the truth. 298 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,290 It makes him feel uncomfortable. 299 00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:53,507 Tim loves the truth. 300 00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:55,505 He often talks about truthful things like 301 00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:57,337 the Illuminati and the Rothschilds... 302 00:09:57,335 --> 00:09:58,635 -No. -...lizard people... 303 00:09:58,641 --> 00:09:59,641 Well, you know -- 304 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:01,212 ...who live inside of Mount Shasta. 305 00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:02,649 Speaking of lizard people, 306 00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:04,425 your skin, you know, looks great. 307 00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:05,869 ♪♪ 308 00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:08,736 All right, I don't want any losers on my team. 309 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:11,738 I already made up for enough losers in football, okay? 310 00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:13,531 Come on, it's not about being competitive. 311 00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:14,695 This is just for fun! 312 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:17,011 First of all, we need captains. 313 00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:18,437 So let's say Olive... 314 00:10:18,443 --> 00:10:19,883 Yes! 315 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:20,710 ...and Sue. 316 00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:21,447 -Oh! -Damn it! 317 00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:22,616 Nice. Con-- Congratulations. 318 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,062 -Oh! -This is a huge deal. 319 00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:25,098 No, that's okay! Jude can do it. 320 00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:26,502 -Thank you! -No, no, no! 321 00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:27,665 Come on -- You're our guest. 322 00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:29,150 You get up there and you pick. 323 00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:30,020 -Come on, come on. -It'll be fun! 324 00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:31,670 [ Laughs ] 325 00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:33,024 Thanks, Mom. That was a good call. 326 00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:35,983 Uh... 327 00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:41,643 Um, 328 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:42,821 Michael. 329 00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:44,376 -Obviously. -You picked your boyfriend. 330 00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:45,732 -Big surprise. -Wow. Really adventurous. 331 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,472 -Nice choice. -Yeah. Big surprise. 332 00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:50,562 -I choose Jude. -Oh, yeah! 333 00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:52,482 We're gonna fuck you up! 334 00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:55,607 [ Dramatic music plays ] 335 00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:58,921 [ Gunshot ] 336 00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:00,529 [ Spooky ] Hello! 337 00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:01,699 -Ahh! -We're gonna die! 338 00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:02,754 We're all gonna die! 339 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:05,099 [ Sad ] Why are we gonna die? 340 00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:08,359 Noah, it's just Nanna. Uh, pussy. 341 00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:11,583 Nanna, we're watching "Night of the Living Dead." 342 00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:13,413 [ Normal voice ] Oh, that's nice. 343 00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:14,941 What are you watching? 344 00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:17,325 "Night of the Living Dead." You want to watch? 345 00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:18,718 [ Gunfire ] 346 00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,421 Sure. 347 00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:21,638 -Movie. -Movie. 348 00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:22,727 -Movie! -Pencil sharpener? Oh. 349 00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,895 Uh, exhausted? Lazy? 350 00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:26,561 -Uncle Corey! -Ohh! 351 00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:28,505 [ Laughs ] Snap! You just got burned by a 9-year-old. 352 00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:29,653 -[ Laughs ] -"Uncle Corey!" 353 00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:31,205 -[ Yawns ] -Tired! Tired! 354 00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:32,912 -Sleeping. -"Open Carry." 355 00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:35,429 -It's not your turn, Walter! -Oh, I know! 356 00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:37,393 "Sleeping Unrealistic Feminine Ideal 357 00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:39,312 Perpetuated by Patriarchy!" 358 00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:40,957 Oh! Boom! 359 00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,271 That's not a real movie. 360 00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:43,526 Yes, it is! 361 00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:44,358 Oh, "Sleeping Beauty"! 362 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:45,745 -Oh! -Boo-yah! 363 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:46,748 [ People cheering, laughter ] 364 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,399 I can't believe I didn't guess that. 365 00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:49,843 Corey: [ Laughs ] You're up, suckers! 366 00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:52,189 Open carry? Really, Walter? 367 00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:55,539 It's the only way to keep the thugs and immigrants at bay. 368 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:57,850 You know I'm an immigrant, Walter. 369 00:11:57,847 --> 00:12:00,107 You came here when you were 7. 370 00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:01,200 You don't count. 371 00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,588 -Uuuuuugh! -No politics! 372 00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:03,331 'Cause that's how you get things done! 373 00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:04,991 Just play the game. 374 00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:07,465 Hey, Clark, you thirsty? You want a soda? 375 00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:08,855 -Uh -- -You should try this. 376 00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:10,028 It's small-batch. It's from Vermont. 377 00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:11,603 They make 20 cases a year. 378 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,390 "Dr. Thirsty's Cola-Flavored Sugar Tonic?" 379 00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:16,295 I'm, like, a soda connoisseur. 380 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:17,910 He'll tell you -- Every where we go, I-I got to get the soda. 381 00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,171 -It's disgusting. -I, uh -- Yeah, I know. 382 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:20,833 It -- That looks like diabetes in a bottle. 383 00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:21,567 Wow, Clark. 384 00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:22,996 No, no, no -- It's just -- 385 00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:24,793 Just go ahead -- Shut down a good gesture. 386 00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,657 No, I appr-- Thank you for offering. 387 00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:27,788 I hope you try that with your girlfriend's parents. 388 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:29,490 "You want the turkey?" No, thanks. 389 00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:31,097 Take your fucking turkey, 390 00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:32,268 get it the fuck out of my fucking face." 391 00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:33,843 All right, I didn't say that. 392 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,360 Clark, w-what is your deal? What are you about? 393 00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:37,103 You want the radio on? We can the radio on. 394 00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:38,674 -What kind of music you like? -Oh, cool. 395 00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:39,800 Clark, what's your favorite music? 396 00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,202 -I like The Beatles. -Ugh. 397 00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:42,235 -The Beatles? -Yep. 398 00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:43,459 -Wow. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 399 00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:44,628 That's right down the middle. 400 00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,033 The Beatles are, uh, horrific. 401 00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:47,506 -I'm glad John Lennon's dead. -What?! 402 00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:49,585 Well, there was a very good chance he was a Soviet. 403 00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,074 He's a great man. He had great ideas. 404 00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:51,994 He had great ideas... 405 00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:52,948 He put it into his music. 406 00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:53,766 [ Chuckles ] Yeah. 407 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,253 Stalin had ideas. 408 00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,692 If Stalin had a guitar, he would be John Lennon. 409 00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:59,169 Clark, this girlfriend of yours, what's her name? 410 00:12:59,169 --> 00:13:00,429 It's Olive. 411 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:01,911 Your girlfriend's name is Olive? 412 00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,431 -Olive, yeah. -It's very interesting to -- 413 00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:04,964 to date somebody named after a bar snack. 414 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:07,218 She's not named after a bar snack. 415 00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:08,881 You don't know that. 416 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,175 You don't know what her parents are motivated by. 417 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,310 It's a perfectly normal name. 418 00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:12,752 That's not a real name. 419 00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,748 It's probably not her real name. 420 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,880 -People are named "Olive." -No, they're not. 421 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:19,413 "Corn nut" -- That would be a good name for a baby -- 422 00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:20,837 "Corn nut." 423 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,673 Clark and Olive -- 424 00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,411 That's -- I can't imagine saying to my -- 425 00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:26,762 "You want to go hang out with Clark and Olive tonight?" 426 00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:28,942 You will never have any friends if you get married. 427 00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:32,198 That is a tough -- That is a tough sell. 428 00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:35,292 Clark, I can tell you have deep secrets that you 429 00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:36,772 haven't come to terms with yet, 430 00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,512 and I've been in the car with you several minutes. 431 00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:40,693 I'd love to hear these. Clark, tell us a secret. 432 00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,079 Nothing, like, deep-root -- Nothing crazy. 433 00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:44,132 Clark, if you don't tell us your secrets, 434 00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,737 we're gonna start guessing your secrets, 435 00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:47,347 and it's not gonna be pleasant. 436 00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:48,828 You had sex with a dog. 437 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,608 What? 438 00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:56,658 Walter: When the economy crashes, you'll be speed dialing 439 00:13:56,661 --> 00:14:00,451 the nearest NRA member with his 30-round clip. 440 00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:01,578 [ Imitates machine-gun fire ] 441 00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:03,409 I would put money on it, 442 00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:04,757 but bullets... 443 00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:05,666 [ Imitates machine-gun fire ] 444 00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:07,760 ...will be our new currency. 445 00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:09,669 Okay, that's not gonna happen, Pop-pop. 446 00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:12,504 Not anymore, thanks to Trump! 447 00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:13,813 -[ Chuckles ] -Oh, my God! 448 00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,119 Can we please just get back to charades? 449 00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:16,455 [ Indistinct arguing ] 450 00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:17,994 Can we get back to having some fun? 451 00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:21,337 I'll give you some charades with four words -- 452 00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:23,468 "Make America great again!" 453 00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:25,171 -Oh, my God. -Okay, Pop-pop, 454 00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:26,948 "Make America great again," though for whom? 455 00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,693 You don't talk in charades, Walter. 456 00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:30,353 Okay, you know what? 457 00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:32,477 I am gonna go into the kitchen and start drinking heavily. 458 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:33,920 -But we're having fun! -Cheers. 459 00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,086 Okay, that actually sounds like a good plan. 460 00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:36,571 Uh, wait for us. 461 00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:38,271 -This game was your idea. -Well, it was a bad idea. 462 00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:41,578 Okay, please, can we not make this about ethnicity or race? 463 00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:43,096 Okay, some of us voted for Trump 464 00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:45,059 because we want to keep our money. 465 00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:45,968 -Our money! -That's right!! 466 00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,502 We worked hard for our money!! 467 00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:49,755 Oh, my God! [ Speaks Spanish ] 468 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,798 [ Indistinct arguing ] 469 00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:53,763 I can't speak that lang-- 470 00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:56,592 Okay, come on. Let's go. Yo, let's go. 471 00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:58,111 I can understand some of what she's saying to me! 472 00:14:58,114 --> 00:15:00,254 [ Indistinct arguing ] -It is very rude! 473 00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:02,597 I told you his mind is warped from the war! 474 00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:04,117 He doesn't know what he's -- 475 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,510 Take him -- You got him, you got him, and -- 476 00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:07,344 [ Chimes ] 477 00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:10,341 No! Ohh, my wizard! 478 00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:14,524 I go spring, then winter, then summer, then fall. 479 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:17,182 Oh, I hate winter. 480 00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:18,527 Well, you know. 481 00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:21,216 Oh, um, sorry. I don't drink beer. 482 00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:22,144 Why? 483 00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:23,748 Mnh! 484 00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,578 You know, maybe respect her privacy. 485 00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:27,096 Oh, no. It's okay. It's okay. 486 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,410 I just -- I just don't like the taste. 487 00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:29,575 I don't like it. 488 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:31,100 It's okay. No one likes beer. 489 00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:32,934 I mean, after you get through the first couple tastes 490 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,852 where, you know, it tastes like piss, 491 00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:36,666 then it starts tasting like fun. 492 00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:39,334 [ Laughs nervously ] You don't need to drink beer. 493 00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:41,639 We might have, like, a white-wine sprinter or -- 494 00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:43,636 or hard lemonade in the stuff we stole. 495 00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:44,468 We stole a lot. 496 00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:45,855 You know what? 497 00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,557 Games will help this situation, I think. Yeah. 498 00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:48,855 [ Shouting in Spanish ] 499 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:50,380 Babe! Babe! Babe! Babe! 500 00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:53,434 Babe! Babe! Babe! Babe! 501 00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,650 Babe! Babe! Babe! Babe! 502 00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:58,220 -Shut the fuck up!! -Shut the fuck up!! 503 00:15:58,218 --> 00:15:59,438 [ Indistinct arguing in distance ] 504 00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:00,566 Yeah, shush me. 505 00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:01,958 Mm. Mm. Mm. 506 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,831 Michael: Oh, Penny For Your Thoughts. 507 00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:04,922 This is a good one, actually. 508 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,140 Oh, how do you play? 509 00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:07,579 It's really easy -- You just take a penny, 510 00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:09,265 and then you make a confession. 511 00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:11,842 And if it's really juicy, then we all have to drink. 512 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,710 But if it's lame, then you have to drink. 513 00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:15,061 Yeah, but you don't have to drink. 514 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:15,711 It's America. It's a free country. 515 00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:16,933 No, you do have to drink. 516 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,672 Well, I can take your turn for you. 517 00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:20,073 -I hope it's real lame. [Laughs] -I'll go first. 518 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,146 Okay, so, earlier this week, 519 00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:23,034 I had a pregnancy scare. 520 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:25,805 I think that's pretty juicy, so... 521 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,160 Hmm. 522 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,080 Really, that's gonna be your confession? 523 00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,075 Of everything going on in your life right now, 524 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:33,507 that's the one thing you want to confess? 525 00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:35,954 Okay, and also, uh, 526 00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:37,871 I dropped out of med school two years ago, 527 00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:39,386 and I haven't told my parents yet. 528 00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:41,389 And...? 529 00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:43,521 And they still think that they're paying my tuition. 530 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:44,444 Holy shit! 531 00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:45,608 [ Chuckles ] 532 00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:46,833 -Ohh! -Yeah. 533 00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:48,531 -Really? -Yeah. Shh. 534 00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:50,309 -[ Chuckles nervously ] -Okay, well, cheers to that. 535 00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,493 I mean, honestly, that's -- That's a full round. 536 00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:55,619 -Yeah. -Yeah. 537 00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:57,363 -[ Exhales sharply ] -[ Clears throat ] 538 00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:58,894 Just hit him in the head, right between the eyes. 539 00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,147 [ Gunshot, thud ] 540 00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,329 Good shot. Okay, he's dead. 541 00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,755 Let's go get him. That's another one for the fire. 542 00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,682 Is this "Frozen"? 543 00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:08,587 [ Dramatic music plays ] 544 00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,902 [ Beatboxing ] 545 00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:21,261 I was making a beat... so you guys would say "Beets"? 546 00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:22,907 "VeggieTales"? 547 00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:25,311 Gwen: You can't make noise in charades, Corey. 548 00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:27,435 What do beets have to do with vegetables? 549 00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:28,787 Beets, like the vegetable. 550 00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:30,136 I've never heard of it. 551 00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:31,786 [ Stammers ] There's no such thing. 552 00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:33,919 No, you've heard of it, Pop-pop, for sure. 553 00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:35,532 -It's the red one. -There's no such thing. 554 00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:37,802 It is a thing. I don't know how to tell you it's a thing. 555 00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:39,485 -It's a thing. -Baloney. 556 00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:40,763 Also a thing, so... 557 00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:41,575 Gwen, uh, you're up. 558 00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:42,712 -Okay. -Yes! 559 00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:43,983 -[ Giggles ] -Let's go, Gwen! 560 00:17:43,975 --> 00:17:45,365 All right, Gwen, let's do this. 561 00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:46,718 Do this! Show them why I married you! 562 00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:47,757 Gwen: Thank you, babe. 563 00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:48,982 -[ Farts ] -Geez Louise! 564 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,420 Come on, Gwen, let's do this. 565 00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,027 Come on! You smell like a bucket of cauliflower. 566 00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:55,287 Two words. First word. 567 00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:58,123 -Sweaty. -Yes, thank you. 568 00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,120 -Sorry, it's just the truth. -[ Laughs ] 569 00:17:59,121 --> 00:17:59,731 Keep going. Come on. 570 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,250 -Walking. -Prize. 571 00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:02,344 -She's perusing. -That's kind of -- 572 00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:03,692 -Hoochie coochie? -Shopping -- shopping! 573 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:04,781 Sweatshop! Sweatshop! 574 00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:06,129 It's a sweatshop! Sweatshop! 575 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:06,958 Sweatshop. 576 00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:07,995 That's right! 577 00:18:07,999 --> 00:18:09,649 Who put "Sweatshops" in? 578 00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,353 Stevie did, but I haven't heard screaming in a while, 579 00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:13,271 so I'm betting she's making out with Jude somewhere. 580 00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:16,176 And I'm the one that's supposed to be political? 581 00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:17,922 What's so bad about sweatshops anyway? 582 00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:19,492 [ Groans ] 583 00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,009 My parents back in Detroit had me working when I was 7. 584 00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:22,842 You did not work in a sweatshop, though. 585 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,410 Because I didn't apply to work in a sweatshop. 586 00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:28,628 This is ridiculous. You're a mother -- sort of. 587 00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:31,369 Are you really condoning child labor for making cheap sweaters? 588 00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:32,631 I don't buy cheap clothes. 589 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,293 I don't care where it's made 590 00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:36,027 as long as it makes me look good. 591 00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:39,027 Please, I get up every day and do my job. 592 00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:40,640 Other people can do theirs. 593 00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:42,031 Mm-hmm. Exactly. 594 00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,513 Corey, you don't have a job. 595 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:46,263 You're a drain on society. You should be a democrat. 596 00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:49,075 Yeah, stop taking our side, freeloader. 597 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:51,484 Um, now you're for overseas labor? 598 00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:53,348 What's your deal? I thought you're Mr. Made in the USA, 599 00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:55,479 let's build a wall, all that stuff. 600 00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:59,232 Well, the wall isn't to keep the Mexicans out of our sweatshops, 601 00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:02,395 it's to keep them away from our real jobs. 602 00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:03,662 Stevie: I heard that! 603 00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,234 Wow! Wow, okay, you did it now. 604 00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:06,881 -Here she comes. -That's gonna be -- 605 00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:08,104 Fuck you, Walter! 606 00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:10,763 Fuck you, Miss Kale Chips! 607 00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:12,058 -Ohh! -Ohh! 608 00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:13,023 [ Indistinct arguing ] 609 00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:13,851 -Oh, my God! -Ohh! 610 00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:15,198 Hello, you kale chip. 611 00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:17,547 Oh, really? [ Shouting in Spanish ] 612 00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:19,977 [ Indistinct arguing ] 613 00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:24,384 You need to vote! You need to vote Republican! 614 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:27,170 [ Arguing continues in distance, toilet flushes ] 615 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,776 [ Grunts ] 616 00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:30,466 [ TV turns on ] 617 00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:32,823 Announcer as we await word on whether, 618 00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:35,303 in fact, this is a concussion. 619 00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:37,484 Announcer injuries so far today. 620 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,660 We do have two official concussions, 621 00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:41,216 and one incident that the league is calling 622 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,143 -just a bum noggin. -[ Panting ] 623 00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:44,568 So, we have two and a possible. 624 00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:46,664 -Yeah. -It's like a bad Spades hand. 625 00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:49,063 Sweetie! You found the remote. 626 00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:52,667 Thank you. Sweetheart. 627 00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:55,279 Clark, it's been a good ride. 628 00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:56,631 Good luck with the girlfriend's family. 629 00:19:56,630 --> 00:20:01,070 Thank you, guys, so much. This was really a big help. 630 00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:06,071 Should we exchange numbers or something? 631 00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:08,034 Why?! 632 00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:10,122 You don't ever want to interact with us again. 633 00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:11,781 Yeah, you're -- You're right. 634 00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:13,035 You just drove me all this way, so I just thought -- 635 00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:14,037 -Right. -That's true. 636 00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:15,478 -Yeah. -I get it -- 637 00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:17,515 Can we all agree that for the amount time 638 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,870 this vehicle's been in front of this house, 639 00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:20,740 it's now getting awkward? 640 00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,481 A little bit. 641 00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:24,752 Clark, you're somehow still in the car. 642 00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:27,225 Okay, all right, I'm going. I'm gonna go. 643 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,306 Thanks, guys. 644 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,974 [ Console beeps, door opens, closes ] 645 00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:34,018 [ Doorbell rings ] 646 00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:37,800 Man: Hello, friend. 647 00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:40,061 Hi. Is Olive here? 648 00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:42,074 Olive. Ohh. 649 00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:46,716 Bad news bears -- You got the wrong house. 650 00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:48,683 [ Sighs ] 651 00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:51,772 ♪ Rip up that rule book, we got your crew shook ♪ 652 00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:54,782 ♪ Eyes up in that sun, hot, and we'll burn you with one look ♪ 653 00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:57,205 ♪ Peace out, my brother, kiss to your mother ♪ 654 00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:59,082 ♪ Bust a couple of shots 655 00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,483 ♪ and spread you team around like butter ♪ 656 00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:03,776 ♪ Wake up, my dude, eyes black and blue ♪ 657 00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:06,744 ♪ Flowers in your room that say "We hope you get well soon" ♪ 658 00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:09,623 ♪ Every time I take a step, I crack a little earth ♪ 659 00:21:09,616 --> 00:21:12,396 ♪ I'm pushing though the pain like a mama givin' birth ♪ 660 00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:15,621 ♪ I got rep to protect, a legacy to hold ♪ 661 00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:18,802 ♪ You can keep the bronze, I'm only interested in gold ♪ 662 00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:22,145 Walt, you idiot! 663 00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:23,540 -Sue: Drink! [ Glasses clink ] 664 00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:25,073 Michael: Let's take a little break... 665 00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:26,286 Oh, come on! Pbbbbbht! 666 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,715 ...and -- and -- from the game. 667 00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:28,551 -Boo! It's your turn! -Okay. 668 00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:29,378 [ Doorbell rings ] 669 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:30,545 Hello, losers. 670 00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:31,940 We're here for our beer. 671 00:21:31,942 --> 00:21:33,382 Can you please ask your thieving offspring 672 00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:34,639 to put it back in the garage? 673 00:21:35,772 --> 00:21:37,912 [ Indistinct arguing ] 674 00:21:37,905 --> 00:21:38,815 Come and get some. 675 00:21:39,559 --> 00:21:42,169 It's funny -- I-I forgot it was Thanksgiving. 676 00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:43,430 Ah -- owie, owie, owie, owie! 677 00:21:43,432 --> 00:21:44,692 Gwen: You know, I really think -- 678 00:21:44,694 --> 00:21:46,654 I think her family is a little bit cuckoo bird. 679 00:21:46,653 --> 00:21:48,183 Kathy: Oh, wackadoodle -- That goes without saying. 680 00:21:48,176 --> 00:21:49,996 [ Laughing ] This is awesome! 681 00:21:50,004 --> 00:21:50,964 What is happening? 682 00:21:50,961 --> 00:21:53,311 I know what's going on.